我一直不明白为什么女孩总是扮演公主而男孩总是扮演维京人 I never understood why girls had to be princesses and boys vikings.
Anne Lunde，五岁 Anne Lunde, age 5
100！ One hundred!
Anne Lunde，10岁 Anne Lunde, age 10
准备好了没，我来啦！ Ready or not, here I come!
我总是做着和别人截然相反的事情 I've always done the opposite of everyone else.
有些人觉得我很奇怪 Some think I am strange.
但是那又如何？ But what's the big deal?
Beate被找到了！ Beate goes to jail!
这是Beate，我最好的朋友 That's Beate.My best friend.
- 你看不到我 -我看到了 - You didn't see me. - Yes, I did.
Beate很害怕死亡，也许是因为她的父母都去世了 Beate is afraid of dying. Probably because her parents are dead.
她和家教严格的祖母住在一起 She lives with her strict grandmother, -
祖母不喜欢猫和小孩子 who doesn't like cats or kids.
Beate总是觉得自己生病了，但她讨厌打针 Beate always thinks she's sick,but she hates shots.
Beate喜欢游泳，在平静的水里游泳 Beate likes swimming.In calm water.
还有她成绩很好，一向如此 And getting good grades.Which she often does.
而我却恰恰相反 As opposed to me.
Beate喜欢上了Einar Beate is in love with Einar.
- Einar在那里！-那是Dag，Einar的哥哥 - Einar is over here!- That's Dag, Einar's brother.
他妈妈说他们是双胞胎，可我怀疑他们是同父异母的兄弟 Their mother says they're twins.I doubt they have the same father.
Knut也找到了！ Knut goes to jail!
这是Knut，他的头发真的很短 That's Knut.He has real short hair.
就因为两年前得了虱子，把头发剃了 Just because he got lice two years ago.
他爸爸认为他身上还是有跳蚤 And his dad thinks he still has them.
出去！ Get out!
- 嗨！-这是Ellen - Hi!- And that's Ellen.
Tone就是她的傀儡 Tone is her slave.
Ellen... Ellen...
人人都爱她 Everyone is in love with Ellen.
当然包括她的妈妈 Including her mother.
她很完美 She's perfect.
- 想来玩吗？- 我还要工作吶 - Wanna play?- I have to work.
- 她有个电视台的工作 - 做什么？ - She has a TV job.- Doing what?
她在拍一个洗发水的广告 She's in a shampoo commercial.
那是Helga之屋 And that's the Helga House.
我的兄弟Ole说有个残忍的男人杀了自己的女儿 My brother Ole says a mean man killed his daughter -
然后把她埋在了屋子里 and buried her in that house.
她被杀害是因为她疯狂地爱上了别人 She was killed because she went insane with love.
- 那故事是编的 - 人人都这样说 - It isn't true.- That's what everyone says.
你认为她爸爸把她埋在了墙的后面？真是胡扯！ You think her dad buried her behind a wall? That's bullshit!
Ole，你个混蛋！ Ole, you jerk!
这是Ole，我的哥哥，他喜欢吓唬别人 That's Ole. My brother.He loves to scare people.
- 他很讨厌输掉掰手腕比赛 - 再来一次！ - And hates to lose at arm-wrestling.- One more time!
我们有个暴脾气的家庭 We are a hot-tempered family.
这是妈妈，这是爸爸 That's my mom.And that's my dad.
爸爸最喜欢妈妈沮丧得乱摔东西了 Dad likes mom best when she's upset and breaks things.
然后他就能用胶水“他们”粘起来 And he can glue them together.
是的！如果那就是爱情，我真的搞不懂 Yech!If that's love, I don't get it.
但是我并不需要担心这些，在我这个年纪是不可能坠入爱河的 But I don't have to worry about that.You can't fall in love at my age.
- 嗨，我叫Anne - Anne Lunde - Hi. My name is Anne.- Anne Lunde.
我十岁了，身高145厘米 I'm 10 years old,145 centimeters tall, -
体重32千克 and I weigh 32 kilos.
我喜欢鱼排，尤其是我亲自下厨烹饪的时候 I love fish sticks.Specially when I fry them myself.
我不喜欢爸爸忘了穿衣服的样子 I don't like it when dad forgets to put clothes on.
不喜欢那些昆虫总是装死 Or when insects pretend they are dead.
我也不喜欢所有人都在谈论爱情的事 And I hate it that everyone keeps talking about love.
但是直到我见到了 Jøgen Ruge But that was before I met Jøgen Ruge.
直到我把一切都搞砸 And before I ruined everything.
JøGEN + ANNE = SANT 中文译名：完全真爱 JøGEN + ANNE = SANT
我昨天把那本书读完了，有300页吶 I finished that book yesterday.It was 300 pages.
是不是很精彩？ Was it good?
- 是啊，他们最后都死了 - 为什么呢？ - Yeah. They both ended up dying.- Why?
他们深爱对方，宁愿死在一起也不愿分开活着 They were so in love that they would rather die than live apart.
得了吧！ Give me a break!
拜托，又来了！你看到水罐了没？ Not again!Have you seen the water can?
- 没有 - 没有？ - No.- No?
真倒霉 Unfortunately.
我们快到了，可以把车推过去 We're almost there.We could just push it.
你好？嗨！能帮我们一把吗？ Hello? Hi!Could you give us a hand?
- 嗨，怎么称呼？- 我叫Beate - Hi. What's your name? - Beate.
- 你呢？ - Anne - And yours?- Anne.
- 你是说“Panne”吗？- 爸！ - Did you say "Panne"? - Dad!
我们确实需要帮助 We sure could use some help.
- 好可爱的婴儿！- 这是Pavlova - What a cute baby! - That's Pavlova.
Anne，来看看这个小家伙 Anne, come and look at the baby!
- 真的？ -我一直认为Pavlova是种蛋糕 - Ready? - I thought Pavlova was a cake.
也许吧，但是这个是婴儿 Maybe so. But this is a baby.
我进车里，然后你们推 I'll get in, and you push.
- 准备好了？ - 对 - Ready? - Yeah.
推！ Push!
- 你的朋友力气好大！- 她掰手腕能赢过她哥 - Your girlfriend is strong! - She arm-wrestles her big brother.
真是惊人！ Impressive!
- 这就是你住的地方？ - 是的，很漂亮不是么？ - Is this where you live? - Yes. Isn't it nice?
只需要装修一下就能焕然一新了 It just needs a little fixing up,and it will be great.
- 好样的，感谢你的帮助 - 再见 - Good job. Thanks for your help.- Bye.
他们住进了Helga的房子！真可怜！ They're moving into the Helga House!Poor people.
那是什么？ What's that?
没什么 Nothing.
我只是借用一下 I'm just borrowing it.
嗨 Hi.
- 你在干什么？ - 冥想 - What are you doing? - Meditating.
你做完作业了？ Have you done your homework?
看着我 Look at me.
- 你剪掉了刘海？ - 没什么 - What have you done to your bangs? - Nothing.
我只是剪掉了一点 I just cut them a little.
JøGEN即将出世 JøGEN IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER
他在十月八号的早上五点出生 He was born on October 8 at 5:30 in the morning.
Jøgen Ruge. Jøgen Ruge.
值得拥有的好朋友 GOOD FRIENDS ARE GOOD TO HAVE
Jøgen, Jøgen... Jøgen, Jøgen...
- Beate很早就出去了 - 我知道了 - Beate left ages ago.- I know.
快！ Move!
- Beate！- 快点！ - Beate! - Hurry up!
我们在5B班 We are in class 5B.
Dag被Tone甩了，因为他拒绝亲她 Dag was dumped by Tone when he refused to kiss her.
现在她喜欢Einar，就像Beate那样 Now she likes Einar,just like Beate.
但是Einarm没有喜欢的人 But Einar likes no one.
每个男孩都曾是Ellen的男友，但是除了Knut Everyone has been Ellen's boyfriend.Except Knut.
Kunt曾经撞到Ellen，所以Ellen想追求他 Knut used to hit Ellen so she would chase him.
没人搞得清这是怎么回事 No one really understood that.
我从没有过男友 I have never had a boyfriend.
坐下，早上好，请安静，安静（拉丁语） Sit down. Good morning.Silence, please. Silentium.
今天的任务是拼写出各种水果的名称 Today's homework was to spell various fruits.
用英语 In English.
这个词是......樱桃 And the word is... cherry.
还记得吗？红色的那个 Remember? The red ones.
OK? OK?
Anne小姐？Anne Lunde Miss Anne? Anne Lunde.
能请你到黑板上来吗？ Would you please come up to the board?
过来吧，姑娘 Come on, girl.
樱桃，小的红色的那种，还记得吗？ Cherry.The small red ones, remember?
请进！ Come in!
- 你好 - 你好！ - Hello.- Hi there!
这是5B班级，Jøgen This is class 5B, Jøgen.
5B班的同学，这位是Jøgen Ruge，他要加入我们班级了 5B, this is Jøgen Ruge.He'll be joining your class.
- 能打声招呼吗？ - 嗨！ - Can you say hi? - Hi!
- 嗨! - 好运，Jøgen Ruge，再见 - Hi. - Good luck, Jøgen. Bye.
- 再见 - 拜！ - Bye.- Bye!
你好，我叫 Jøgen Ruge Hi.My name is Jøgen Ruge.
我喜欢足球和类似的运动 I like playing soccer and stuff like that.
我有个妹妹叫Pavlova I have a sister called Pavlova.
我爸爸是个乐队吉他手，妈妈是个影星 My dad plays guitar in a band and my mom is a film actress.
很好！来吧，Jøgen Wonderful!Come on, Jøgen.
欢迎，请坐，Einar，挪一下！ Welcome. Sit down.Einar, move it!
好的，Anne小姐？樱桃 OK.Miss Anne? Cherry.
请 Please.
等等，给她个机会 There, there.Give her a chance.
Anne? Anne?
Anne，看着我 Anne, look at me.
Anne，看着我，请看着我 Anne, look at me.Look at me, please.
人的一生中总有某个时刻 There comes a time in a person's life -
你不得不开始接纳自己,那就是现在 when you have to start applying yourself. That time is now.
谢谢，Anne小姐 Thank you, Miss Anne.
还有谁来想试试的？Jøgen！ Anyone else who wants to try? Jøgen!
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi.- Hi.
- 这是Tone，Dag，Einar和Knut - 嗨 - This is Tone, Dag, Einar and Knut.- Hi.
那是Anne和Beate，Anna剪掉了自己的刘海 That's Anne and Beate.Anne has cut her own bangs.
没有，我没剪 No, I haven't.
- 你什么时候可以开始做家庭作业？ - 她确实做了作业 - When will you start doing homework? - She does do her homework!
看，Ellen已经完全吸引他了 Look, Ellen is all over him already.
也就十分钟骑车的路程 It's only a ten-minute bike ride for me.
- 轰！ - Anne！ - Boo!- Anne!
Anne，你可以表现得更加文明一点 Anne, it is possible to behave civilized, you know.
我们必须告诉 Jøgen，他是新来的，住在了闹鬼的房子里 We have to tell Jøgen. He's new,and he lives in a haunted house.
但是你知道我被禁止去Helga的房子那里 But you know I'm not allowed to go to the Helga House.
来嘛！ Come on!
- 快来！ - 好吧 - Come on! - All right.
你们就是羣混蛋！ You guys are jerks!
- 停下！ - 我吓到你了吗？ - Stop it! - Did I scare you?
- 安静！ - 是你安静才对 - Be quiet! - You be quiet.
别这样，Anne！ No, Anne!
Anne，Jøgen就在这里！ Anne, Jøgen is out here!
快来！ Come on!
嗨 Hi.
安静！我听到了什么 Quiet!I think I heard something.
- 可能是幽灵吧 - 什么幽灵？ - Maybe it was the ghost. - What ghost?
Anne说她哥哥在这个院子里看见过幽灵 Anne says her brother has seen a ghost in the yard here.
- 确实见过 - 喔，可怕的Helga！ - He has. - Ooh, scary Helga!
谁是Helga？ Who is Helga?
十月十七日，周六，Helga被杀了 Saturday, October 17.The day Helga was killed.
Helga！ Helga!
在很深的夜里 It's almost midnight.
Helga的爸爸发现她不在自己的房间里 Helga's father has found out that she isn't in her room.
Helga去见Luka最后一次 Helga had gone to see Luka one last time.
Helga第一次见到Luka是在八月十号，星期天 The first time Helga saw Luka was on Sunday, August 10.
他是她见到过的最帅的男孩 He was the most handsome boy she had ever seen.
Helga情不自禁的盯着他看，但是每个人都是这样 Helga couldn't stop staring at him.But no one else could either.
她恨其他女孩 She hated the other girls.
想尽办法摆脱她们 And would do anything to get rid of them.
但是有一个女孩是她最恨的 But there was one girl she hated more than the others.
- 漂亮的变态女孩，嗯？ - 她爸爸做了什么？ - Pretty twisted girl, huh? - What did her father do?
很糟的事情 Horrible things.
没人再见过Helga了 No one ever saw Helga again.
第二天屋子空了 The next day the house was empty.
有人说她爸爸把她埋在了卧室的墙壁里面 Some say her father buried her in her bedroom wall.
现在她仍然在里面 And that she's still in there.
新的租客马上决定离开 The new tenants suddenly decided to move out.
之后没有人再买那个房子了 And no one else would buy the house.
Knut，马上回家！ Knut, come home this instant!
- 是你爸爸，Knut - 我又没聋 - It's your dad, Knut. - Think I'm deaf?
我看见你了，别想躲起来！ I can see you. Don't try to hide!
Knut! Knut!
- 我有读完了一本书 - 又一本？ - I finished another book.- Another one?
关于一个女人爱上一个不该爱的男人 About a woman who can't love the man she loves.
因为他有一个妻子,在阁楼里 Because he has another wife.In the attic!
太美了 Beautiful.
- 我仍为你会觉得很蠢 - 没有，很美 - I thought you'd find it stupid. - No, beautiful.
- 想来我家吗？ - 当然 - Want to come to my house? - Sure.
- 你认为Ellen在恋爱吗？ - 我不觉得 - Do you think Ellen is in love? - I don't know.
- 那么你觉得他喜欢她吗？ - 是的 - But do you think he loves her? - Yeah.
如果你想被被除了家人以外的人爱上的话 If you want to be loved by someone other than family, -
漂亮干净的穿着是很不错的选择 it helps to be beautiful and wear clean clothes.
- 我不觉得你会在乎这些 - 确实不在乎 - I didn't think you cared about that.- I don't.
等等！我能帮你！ Wait!I can help you!
Anne! Anne!
这不是你班级里的那个女孩吗？是她，对吧？ Isn't that girl in your class? It is her, right?
她好漂亮！ She's hot!
我们该走了 We have to go.
那你想要天然美丽的秀发吗？试试Bliss吧...... Do you want natural, beautiful hair? Try Bliss...
如果他们把粉底混合起来，皮肤会有更自然的色泽 If they mix the foundation,their skin gets a more natural glow.
我觉得很空虚，正确的说法是都市美型男吧 I guess I am vain. The right word is metrosexual, although that is pass?
我要尽可能地达到目标，我愿意做任何事，甚至是撒谎 My goal is to get as far as possible.I'm willing to do anything, even lie.
你需要火辣的身材和幽默感 You need a nice body and a sense of humor.
我在天堂酒店能遇到梦幻般的约会 I'll find my dream date at Paradise Hotel.
Jeanette，你选择了Tobias，为什么？ Jeanette, you have chosen Tobias.Why?
他是这里最帅的男孩了 He is the most handsome boy here.
我们年龄相仿而且都是新来的 We're the same age and we're both new here.
Tobias，你身后有两个女孩，感觉如何？ Tobias, you have two girls behind you. How does that feel?
情况应该不错，但是不好受 It should be positive, but it sucks.
- 你知道Jeanette会选择他？ - 是的 - You knew Jeanette would choose him? - Yes.
Tobias，你没有选择的那个女孩将会离开酒店 Tobias, the girl you don't choose,has to check out of the hotel.
- 你将如何做出决定？ - 直觉吧 - How will you make your decision? - Gut feeling.
谁才是能和我相处的最好的那个呢？ Who I think I can get along with best.
Tobias，你选择哪个女孩作为你的搭档？ Tobias, which of the girls do you choose as your partner?
我选择...... I choose...
站在这里真是可怕，一个噩梦 It was horrible to stand up there.A nightmare.
嗨，你来找Beate的吗？进来吧 Hi. Are you here to see Beate? Come in.
真是个坏主意！为什么我一定要搞清Ellen是否喜欢Jøgen呢？ This is a bad idea! Why do I have to find out if Ellen likes Jøgen?
- Beate在楼下 - 好的 - Beate is downstairs. - OK.
嗨 Hi.
叫我来有什么事吗？ Why did you call me?
- 那堆东西是什么？ - 好奇怪！ - What's that pile of stuff? - Weird!
- 你的房间总是那么乱的？ - 是 - Isn't your room always neat? - Yeah.
- Anne在哪里？ - 谁知道呢？ - Where is Anne? - Who knows?
他没在学校和你说过吗？ Didn't she tell you at school?
- 不，我们不再是朋友了 - 你不是？ - No, we aren't friends anymore.- You aren't?
她其实不是个好学生 She isn't exactly a very good student.
我借给他好多书，但她一本都没读过 I've lent her a ton of books.She can't read any of them.
真的？ Seriously?
没人想成为他的男朋友 And no one wants to be her boyfriend.
那是因为她不可爱，至少我是这样想的 That's because she isn't cute.At least I don't think so.
- 你不同意吗？ - 完全同意 - Don't you agree? - Sure. Totally.
- 安静！没人再偷听我们吧 - 谁？ - Quiet! So no one hears us.- Who?
没人，无所谓啦 No one.Never mind.
- 怎么了？ - 最好是坐起来挠痒 - Now what? - It's better to scratch sitting up.
我根本不觉得痒 I don't itch anymore.
- 但是，听..... - 什么？ - But listen...- What?
- 你喜欢Jøgen吗？ - 不，Ellen喜欢Jøgen - Do you like Jøgen? - No. Ellen likes Jøgen.
我喜欢Einar，我要做她的女友 I like Einar.I'm going to be his girlfriend.
我认为你现在应该可以离开了 I think you should go now.
- 我才刚来！ - 但是我的膝盖疼 - I just got here!- But my knee is killing me.
我要去Ellen那里，那里更加好玩 I'll go to Ellen's.It's more fun there.
我们会写情书给Jøgen和Einar We're going to write love letters to Jøgen and Einar.
- 我猜你从来就没有男友 - 我的膝盖！ - I'll bet you never get a boyfriend.- My knee!
我很抱歉，我不是故意要说这些的 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say all those things.
我控制不住 I couldn't help myself.
你听到了没有？ Did you hear that?
他喜欢Einar，还想做她的女友 She's in love with Einar and wants to be his girlfriend.
别乱说，你会得到Einar的，而我会得到Jøgen Nonsense. You're getting Einar and I'm getting Jøgen.
- Tone不会有任何男友 - 确实！ - And Tone will never get a boyfriend.- Exactly!
我有个计划，我们写个假的情书吧 I have a plan.Let's write a phony love letter.
我们假装是 Jøgen写给Ellen的 We'll pretend it's from Jøgen and give it to Ellen.
- 听上去像是撒谎 - 是的 - That's like lying.- Yeah.
Jøgen永远不会得到Ellen的信 Jøgen will never get Ellen's letter.
- 就像Helga那样？ - 确实，像我们这样的Helga - Like with Helga?- Exactly. Helga's like me.
Helga也是不同的 Helga was different too.
她爸爸不喜欢这样，所以他给了她假的情书 Her father didn't like that,so he gave her a phony love letter.
他说是来自Luka的，其实是个谎言 He said it was from Luka,but that wasn't true.
“我，Luka，不喜欢你，请停下吧！”信中写道 "I, Luka, do not love you.Stop now!" the letter read.
但是Helga不想就此罢休 But Helga didn't want to stop.
Beate，在我们的秘密记录本上，我们要学习男孩写字的样子 Beate, we have to practice boys' handwriting in my secret book.
- 你是指Jøgen的笔迹吗？ - 是的，聪明，对吧？ - You mean Jøgen's handwriting? - Yeah. Smart, huh?
- 但是为什么呢？ - 看看他们 - But why? - Look at them.
“亲爱的Ellen，你是班里最可爱的女孩，我爱你，你爱我吗？” "Dear Ellen. You are the cutest girl in class. I love you. Do you love me?"
“你愿意做我的的女朋友吗？将你的回答，放在秘密的地方吧” "Will you be my girlfriend? Put your answer in the secret place."
“来自班里的新男孩，Jøgen Ruge” "From the new boy in class.Jøgen Ruge."
快，Anne！ Hurry, Anne!
Anne! Anne!
嗨！ Hi!
嗨！ Hi...
- 等等！ - 好了 - Wait! - OK.
他们在那里！快！ There they are! Hurry!
摒住呼吸，Beate Hold your breath, Beate.
真典型！ Typical!
“亲爱的Jøgen,多谢你的来信，我也爱你” "Dear Jøgen. Thanks for your letter. I love you too."
“你是如此可爱，我愿意成为你的女友” "You are so cute.I would love to be your girlfriend."
“我认为Anne和Beate非常的蠢” "I think Anne and Beate are stupid."
“但是Anne是最糟糕的，你觉得呢？” "But Anne is the worst.Do you agree?"
“你以前接吻过吗？我试过，期待回信，爱你的，Ellen” "Have you kissed before? I have.Answer me soon. Love, Ellen."
- 她说我们很蠢 - 我还是最糟糕的 - She wrote that we were stupid.- And I was the worst.
- 如果Jøgen相信了她呢？ - 他永远不会看到这封信的 - What if Jøgen believes her? - He'll never see this letter!
你明天必须找点比较酷的衣服穿了 You have to find something cool to wear tomorrow!
Anne，那是我的裤子！ Anne, those are my pants!
- 不是很多，但是...... - 你之前住在哪里？ - Not that many, but...- Where did you live before?
你从哪里搬来的？ Where did you move from?
- 嗨！- 嗨 - Hi!- Hi.
- 裤子不错 - 谢谢 - Nice pants.- Thanks.
- 那个不是奥列格的裤子吗？ - 不是 - Aren't those Ole's? - No.
无所谓啦 Whatever.
你好，妈妈说，我要邀请整个班级，明天下午5点 Hi. Mom said I had to invite the whole class. Tomorrow at 5 p.m.
我也是班里的哟 I'm part of the world too, you know.
Anne! Anne!
Anne，你偷了我的裤子！ Anne, you stole my pants!
我已经厌倦了你总是偷我的东西！ I'm tired of you stealing my stuff!
- 我回家会给你的 - 不！现在就给我！ - I'll give them back at home.- No! Give them to me now!
- 我没其他的东西穿了 - 怎样？ - I have nothing else to wear.- So?
快点，脱了 Come on.Take them off.
快点 Come on.
- 赶快脱了 - 一定要吗？ - Take them off.- Do I have to?
是的！ Yes!
现在！ Now!
别再这么做了，否则我会杀了你的！ Do that again, and I'll kill you!
来吧 Come on.
没关系，Anne Never mind, Anne.
但是Jøgen看到我了 But Jøgen saw me.
- 你还有我吶 - 对 - You'll always have me.- Yeah.
在这里坐下吧 Sit down here.
- 我不认为你们是朋友 - 除非我死了 - I didn't think you were friends.- Until the day we die.
Jøgen给我写了封情书，他要成为我的男朋友了 Jøgen sent me a love letter.He's going to be my boyfriend.
- 他认为我是最可爱的 - 我也觉得他很可爱 - He thinks I'm the cutest. - So do I.
没人想成为你的男友 Nobody wants to be your boyfriend.
尤其自从每个人看见你穿这底裤的样子 Specially since everyone saw you in your underwear.
Ruge过来了！ Here comes Ruge!
- 嗨，Jøgen - 嗨 - Hi, Jøgen.- Hi.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi.- Hi.
我们来场自行车比赛吧，女孩坐在车后面把 Let's have a bike race.The girls ride on the back.
我会比你快的 I'll time you!
- 想要和我一起骑车吗？Ellen？ - 我不知道 - Wanna ride with me, Ellen?- I don't know.
- 我想和Einar一起 - 好啊 - I want to ride with Einar.- OK.
你愿意和我骑车吗？ Do you want to ride with me?
- Anne？- 是的 - Anne?- Yeah.
是的 Yes.
上来吧 Jump on.
- 抱歉 - 你说了什么？ - Sorry.- Did you say something?
- 准备好了没？- 准备，计时，出发！ - Are you ready?- Ready, set, go!
快，快，快！ Go, go, go!
准备，计时，走！ Ready, set, go!
你怎么花了那么长时间？ What took you so long?
- Knut？ - 是你父亲，Knut - Knut? - It's your dad, Knut.
马上回家来！你不知道现在几点了吗？ Come home this instant!Do you realize what time it is?
- Beate？ - 嗯？ - Beate? - Mhm?
- 我抱住了Jøgen - 真的？ - I held my arms around Jøgen. - You did?
- 他说什么了吗？ - 没有 - What did he say? - Nothing.
你认为他想成为你的男友？ Think he wants to be your boyfriend?
我们要写情书给Jøgen和Einar We're going to write love letters to Jøgen and Einar.
我不觉得Einar想要成为我的男友 I don't think Einar wants to be my boyfriend.
他当然想咯 Sure he does.
- 你真的这么觉得？ - 嗯 - You really think so? - Mhm.
但是可能不需要写情书了，我们和他谈谈吧 But maybe you don't have to write a letter. Let me talk to him.
- 可能这样更好？ - 如果我问他，他会答应的 - Maybe that's better? - He'll say yes if I ask him.
作为回报，我会教你一些水果的英语拼法 And in return I can teach you to spell fruits in English.
好啊 Yeah.
- 晚安 - 晚安 - Good night.- Good night.
- Anne？ - 什么？ - Anne? - Yeah?
- 你认为红头发很丑吗？ - 不会啊，Einar也是红头发呀 - Do you think red hair is ugly? - No. Einar has red hair too.
我有点喜欢他，每次睡前都在想他 I love him a little. I think about him before I fall asleep.
我无时无刻在想Jøgen，我很爱他 I think about Jøgen all the time.I love him a lot.
- 晚安 - 晚安 - Good night.- Good night.
可能这就是Helga想要去告诉他的，她爱他 Maybe that's what Helga wanted to tell him. That she loved him.
可能她只是想要一个吻 Maybe she wanted a kiss.
但是所有的事都不对劲了 But everything went wrong.
Luka意外地被带走了，他吓到了，开始大叫 Luka was taken by surprise.He got scared, and screamed.
Helga! Helga!
Helga没有Luka就活不下去 Helga couldn't live without Luka.
她自杀了 She took her own life.
要是有人救了她！ If only someone had saved her!
都上岸来，快点！ Everyone over to the edge.Come on!
快点！ Hurry up!
“亲爱的Jøgen，我真的很爱你，你爱我吗？” "Dear Jøgen, I really love you.Do you love me?"
“我很希望你会喜欢我，请在今天答复我” "I sure hope you do.Please answer me today."
“爱你的，Anne” "Love, Anne."
有女孩在男浴室里！！有女孩在男浴室里！！ A girl in the boy's room!A girl in the boy's room!
- 我现在就去和他说了 - 不行！ - I'm going to do it now.- No!
- Einar！ - 不行，Anne！ - Einar!- No, Anne!
Einar! Einar!
有什么事吗？ What is it?
- 我有个问题问你 - 什么问题？ - I have a question for you.- What?
- 你必须答应我你会说是 - 什么问题呢？ - You have to promise to say yes.- To what?
我的秘密问题 My secret question.
- 你能保证吗？ - 好吧 - Do you promise? - OK.
- 不行！ -你抱着说“是”的 - No way! - You promised to say yes.
- 我没有 - 是的，你说了！ - I did not.- Yes, you did!
不行！ No way!
不，不，不！ No, no, no!
Einar，你想做唯一一个没女友的人吗？ Einar, do you want to be the only one without a girlfriend?
- 其他人都有的吗？ -是啊，但是，这都是秘密 - Does everyone else have one? - Yes. But that's a secret.
你想不想做Beate的男友？ Do you want to be Beate's boyfriend, or not?
想啊，但是为什么我应该这样做呢？ I want to. But what am I supposed to do?
写一封情书，放在秘密的地方 Write a love letter and put it in the secret place.
我应该写些什么呢？ What should I write?
写你爱她，然后把信放在秘密的地方 Write that you love her, then put the letter in the secret place.
嗯？ Huh?
Beate，他答应了！这下高兴了吧？ Beate, he said yes! Aren't you happy?
真的？ Did he really?
- 你不开心吗？ - 我猜...... - Aren't you happy? - I guess...
一封给我的情书，Anne！给我的！ A love letter for me, Anne! For me!
“亲爱的Beate，我爱你，我愿意做的男友” "Dear Beate, I love you. I'm glad you want to be my girlfriend -"
“自从其他人都有了女友” "since everyone else has a girlfriend."
“我只爱妳一个，赶快答复我，爱你的Einar” "I only love you.Answer me soon. Love, Einar."
这就是我梦寐以求的呀！ Just the ones I was missing!
Anne，我好爱他！我根本不在乎他是红头发！ Anne, I love him a lot!I don't care that he has red hair!
Anne! Anne!
给你，生日派对上见 Here. See you at the birthday party.
你想要自然美丽的秀发吗？试试Bliss吧！ Do you want natural and beautiful hair? Try Bliss!
Ole! Ole!
- 出去！ - 冷静，这是妈妈给你的钱 - Get out!- Relax. Here's the money from mom.
出去！ Get out!
- 你为什么这样打扮？ - 出去！ - Why are you all dressed up? - Get out!
- 嗨，你好！ - 嗨 - Hi, welcome! - Hi.
帮你拿下外衣吧？ Can I help you with your jacket?
- 哦，是你啊 - Ellen...... - Oh, it's you. - Ellen...
- 生日快乐 - 谢谢 - Happy birthday. - Thank you.
- 要帮你拿包吗？ - 不用 - Want me to take your bag? - No, I'll hang onto it.
生日快乐...... Happy birthday to you...
你为什么把书带着呢？ Why did you bring your book?
准备吃蛋糕了吗？ Everyone ready for cake?
转瓶子的时间到了！（真心话大冒险时间） Time for Spin the Bottle!
- 真心话还是大冒险？ - 真心话 - Truth or dare? - Truth.
你喜欢谁？ Who do you love?
你 You.
哦 Oh.
- 真心话 - 你喜欢谁？ - Truth. - Who do you love?
Beate. Beate.
- Beate？ - 是的 - Beate? - Yes. I do.
为什么你带着包呢？里面有什么？ Why do you have that bag with you? What's in there?
- 回答我！ - 大冒险 - Answer me! - Dare.
你要去亲Jøgen You have to kiss Jøgen.
- 我从没得到这样的机会 - 你必须亲他 - I'd never be allowed to do that. - You have to do it.
- 不，你不会的 - 亲一个！亲一个！ - No, you don't. - Do it, do it!
亲一个！亲一个！亲一个！ Do it, do it, do it!
-亲一个！- 你必须亲 - Do it! - You have to do it.
准备，亲！ Ready, set, kiss!
- 时间应该长一点 - 好 - It has to be a lot longer.- Yeah!
- 不，不行！ - 必须要十秒 - No, it doesn't! - It has to be over ten seconds.
准备，亲！ Ready, set, kiss!
十，九...... Ten, nine...
把你的包给我！ Give me your bag!
- 快给我！ - 不行！ - Give it to me! - No!
她疯了 She's crazy.
拿过来！ Take it now!
不！都是私人物品！ Don't! It's full of secrets!
- 闭嘴！Beate！ - 拿好！ - Shut up, Beate! - Take it!
- 我们走 - 我拿到了！ - Let go! - I've got it!
- 五打一不公平！ - 我同意 - Five against one is unfair! - I agree.
抱歉 Sorry.
- 但这是我的生日派对！ - 停下！ - But it's my birthday! - Stop it!
- 给我！ - 停下！ - Give it to me! - Stop!
妈妈！ Mommy!
- 发生什么了？ - Anne打我！ - What happened? - Anne hit me!
Anne Lunde，过来 Anne Lunde, come here.
我想你是时候该回去了，和其他人说再见吧 I think it's about time you went home.Say goodbye to the others.
看看你的衣服！ Look at your dress!
Anne! Anne!
- 很疼吗？ - 有一点 - Does it hurt? - Just a little.
我不喜欢Ellen，她告诉我Knut那里听到我写情书给她 I don't get Ellen. She told Knut that she got a love letter from me.
但是事实上没有，我只给你写过情书 But that isn't true. The only one I've ever written was to you.
- 我有些东西给你 - 真的？什么？ - I have something for you. - Really? What?
确实不错的礼物 It got a little beat up.
谢谢你，我很喜欢！ Thank you, I love it!
- 我们要成为男女朋友吗？ - 好啊 - Want to be boyfriend and girlfriend? - Sure.
- Ole说的Helga的故事是真的吗？ - 我不知道，我们去看看 - Is what Ole said about Helga true? - I don't know. We have to find out.
好的 Definitely.
嗨 Hi.
嗨，宝贝 Hi, honey.
发生什么了？ What's happened?
你不该一个人在晚上到处乱跑，Anne You can't run around alone at night, Anne.
我不是一个人，有Jøgen陪着 I wasn't alone. I was with Jøgen.
- 我不相信 - 相信什么？ - I don't believe it.- Believe what?
Helga根本没有问题 Helga couldn't help it.
当你陷入爱河，不只是你自己，每个人都知道 When you're in love, you're not yourself. Everyone knows that.
你用不着担心很长时间 You don't have to worry about that for a long time.
Ole说Helga被埋在了Helga房子卧室的墙里 Ole said Helga is buried behind a wall in the Helga House.
Ole! Ole!
- Ole？ - 我在睡觉，你个混蛋！ - Ole? - I'm sleeping, you jerk!
把灯打开，我必须和你说些事 Turn on the light.I have to ask you about something.
你个告密者！ Tattletale!
- 你真的看到了Helga吗？ - 是的！ - Did you really see Helga? - Yes!
你疯了吗？ Why are you so mad?
我才没疯吶，你个merde（法语：狗屎） I'm not mad.And you're a merde!
- Merde？ - 是法语 - Merde? - It's French.
- 那么“我爱你”怎么说？ - Je t'aime - How do you say "I love you"? - Je t'aime.
- Je t'aime？ - 是的，“我爱你”（法语） - Je t'aime? - Yes. "I love you".
为什么？ Why?
- Jøgen是我男朋友 - Jøgen Ruge - Jøgen is my boyfriend. - Jøgen Ruge?
是的，我们亲吻，我爱他 Yeah. We've kissed. I love him.
- 你这年纪不可能恋爱 - 是的，我恋爱了！ - You can't love at your age. - Yes, I can!
- 我心里微微发颤 - 你什么意思？ - I feel all shaky inside. - What do you mean?
在我身体里，我心里 Inside of me. In my body.
无所谓啦 Whatever.
我爱你！（法语） Je t'aime!
他杀了她，因为她深陷爱河 He killed her because she was insane with love.
如果她晚上呆在家里，她就会活下来 If she had stayed home that night,she would still be alive.
也不会永远的被埋在墙后了 And would never have been buried behind that wall.
如果我不是那么早的醒来和恋爱 And if I hadn't woken up so early and in love, -
我不会想起来要把Jøgen的相册还给他 I wouldn't have remembered to return Jøgen's photo album.
我也不会抓住Ole And I wouldn't have caught Ole.
- 那是我的书！ - 让我看看！ - That's my book! - Let me read it!
那么我的秘密笔记会在床底，而不是在书包里 And my secret book would have been under my bed, not in my school bag.
南瓜（英语），我们来看看 Pumpkin. Let's see...
Anne小姐？ Miss Anne?
请上这里来黑板 On the board, please.
- 对吧？- 是的！再来一个 - Was that right? - Yes! One more.
黄瓜（英语） Cucumber.
快点，Anne！ Come on, Anne!
很好，干的漂亮！谢谢 Very good. Excellent!Thank you.
再来一个？ One more?
给她个机会，来！ Give her a chance, come on!
鳄梨（英语） Avocado.
“亲爱的Ellen，我爱你，你爱我吗？” "Dear Ellen.I love you. Do you love me?"
“亲爱的Ellen，你是班里最可爱的女孩，我想让你成为我的的女朋友” "You are the cutest girl in class.I hope you want to be my girlfriend."
“爱你的新来的男孩，Jøgen” "Love, the new boy in class. Jøgen."
- 我没有写过 - 好吧，Jøgen - I didn't write that. - OK, Jøgen.
是Anne写的，她假装是Jøgen写的，是吗？Anne？ Anne wrote it. She pretended to be Jøgen. Isn't that right, Anne?
你这个骗子 You're a liar.
给你，我不再需要了 Here.I don't want it anymore.
- 嗨 - 你们在干什么？ - Hi. - What are you guys up to?
都是你的错！你读了我笔记上的秘密！ It's all your fault! You said I had secrets in my book!
Einar甚至不想做你的男友！ Einar didn't even want to be your boyfriend!
没有人想成为一个孤儿的男朋友！ No one wants to be boyfriend with an orphan!
想让我揭穿你的秘密吗？告诉所有人尿床？ Want me to reveal your secrets? Tell everyone you wet your bed?
还有，我说谎了，你们的孩子会很丑的！ And by the way, I lied.Your kids are going to be ugly!
- Lina - 是！ - Lina.- Yes!
- 我不想带上Anne - Anne或Ellen - I don't want to pick Anne.- It's Anne or Ellen.
Ellen. Ellen.
选我！ Pick me!
漂亮！ Excellent!
- Dag - 是！ - Dag.- Yes!
Anne... Anne...
Jøgeni放学之后会来我家，成为我的男朋友 Jøgen's coming to my house after school today, to be my boyfriend.
放开我！ Let go of me!
- 停下！ - 你在干什么？ - Stop it! - What are you doing?
Anne，听着 Anne, listen to me.
去校长办公室！ Go straight to the principal's office!
让我看看你 Let me look at you.
- 嗨 - 嗨，Ellen在家吗？ - Hi.- Hi. Is Ellen home?
是的，在楼上，欢迎 Yes, upstairs.Welcome.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi.- Hi.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
- 我只是很嫉妒你 - 很多人都嫉妒我 - I was just jealous of you.- A lot of people are.
- 头发很漂亮 - 谢谢 - You have such beautiful hair. - Thank you.
你可以把它扎起来，就好像我要结婚了 You can put it up,as if I'm getting married.
就好像我要嫁给Jøgen As if I'm marrying Jøgen.
好 OK.
- 你在编头发吗？ - 会一点 - Are you braiding it? - For starters.
我会把它扎起来，就好像你要嫁给Jøgen了 And then I'll put it up, as if you're marrying Jøgen.
快一点，Jøgen马上就来了 Hurry.Jøgen will be here any minute.
看很漂亮，不是吗？ Look.Nice, huh?
让我先戴上发箍 Let me just put on a hair band first.
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
妈妈！ Mommy!
我的天吶！ Oh my God!
那是拍广告用的头发！ There goes that commercial.
Ellen！去追她，看在上帝的份上！ Ellen!Run after her, for Christ's sake!
Anne! Anne!
Anne? Anne?
Anne! Anne!
Ellen! Ellen!
Anne! Anne!
- 大家都在找你 - 我要呆在这里 - Everyone's looking for you. - I'm staying here.
当他们找到我，他们会吧我的头发剪掉把我埋进墙里 When they find me, they'll cut off my hair and bury me behind a wall.
没人会因为剪掉别人的头发而被埋进墙里 Nobody gets buried because of a haircut.
他们不会的？ They don't?
那只是个故事 It's just a story.
但是你看到她了，不是吗？ But didn't you see her, that night?
- 我看到的一定是其他什么东西 - 那为什么说你确实看到了？ - I might have seen something else. - Then why did you say you did?
作为大哥就该这样啊 That's what big brothers do.
来吧 Come on.
Anne... Anne...
你去哪里了呀？ What are you up to?
把Ellen的头发剪了？你疯了吗？ Cutting Ellen's hair off? Have you lost it completely?
- 你不想谈这事对啊吧 - 关于什么？ - You don't want to talk about it.- About what?
Anne? Anne?
- 我恋爱了 - 得了吧！ - I'm in love. - Give me a break!
- 你这年纪不会真的恋爱的 - 对我来说是真的！ - Love isn't real at your age. - It's totally real to me!
你现在是个大姑娘了 You've become a big girl now.
我没注意 I hadn't noticed.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
Anne? Anne?
谁都会犯错 Everyone makes mistakes.
重要的是在犯错后该做什么 It's what you do after the mistakes that's important.
真的？ Really?
睡觉吧，晚安 Try to get some sleep.Good night.
你伤心吗？ Are you sad?
我不该说你尿床的事 I shouldn't have said that about your bed-wetting.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
Beate? Beate?
你是我在这个世界上最好的朋友 You're my best friend in the whole world.
做回朋友的感觉真好 It's much better to be friends.
你要告诉Jøgen为什么你要这样做 You have to tell Jøgen why you did it.
我读到一个家伙做尽蠢事，刻薄事 I read about this guy who did all kinds of stupid, mean things, -
只是因为他爱上了以为女士，就像你爱上Jøgen那样！ just because he loved this lady.And that's just like you!
他知道我做的事了 He saw me do it.
他看到我剪掉了Ellen的头发 He saw me cut Ellen's hair.
那么你要怎么做呢？ So what are you going to do?
嗨，Anne Hi, Anne.
你不该睡觉了吗？ Shouldn't you be in bed?
我需要向Beate道歉 I had to apologize to Beate first.
Beate很幸运有你这个朋友 Beate is lucky to have a friend like you.
她是我在世界上最好的朋友 She's my best friend in the whole world.
你让我想起了自己 You remind me of myself.
有吗？ I do?
当你长大了 As you get older -
改变了 you change.
因为人们说的一些事 Because people say things.
还有谎言，编出的故事 And lie.And make up stories.
最后很容易就成为了别人希望你成为的样子 Eventually it becomes easy to be the person others expect you to be.
但是我不觉得你应该这样 But I don't think you should do that.
我觉得你应该坚持自我，Anne I think you should be yourself, Anne.
但是，我是个不错的人吗？ But am I a good enough person?
是的 Yes.
我只想说...... I just wanted to say...
我很古怪！ I'm weird!
我在想如果你成为了Ellen的男朋友，那你就不会是我的男友了 I thought if you wanted to be Ellen's boyfriend, you would never be mine.
嗯？ Huh?
- 嗯？ - 我喜欢你 - Huh? - I like you.
嗨 Hi.
来吧 Come.
我给你看些东西 I want to show you something.
当然Helga没有在墙里，她爸爸救了她 Of course Helga wasn't in the wall.Her father had saved her.
她仍然爱着Luka And she still loved Luka.
- 你可以玩玩这个 - 看，猫猫！ - You can play with this.- Look, kitty!
打开它 Open it.
我不能抱着只猫 I can hold the cat.
这是谁？ Who is that?
那个人 That is someone -
是我爱过的人 I was in love with.
- 我爱上了Einar - 很不错 - I'm in love with Einar.- Good for you.
你应该好好看着你的球 You should watch that ball.
想要借去用吗？ Wanna borrow this?
谢谢 Thanks.
我觉得他们结婚了 I think they got married.
不要相信任何你听到的 Don't believe everything you hear.
绝不要相信成年人告诉你的任何话 And definitely don't believe everything adults tell you.
尤其是说“在十岁不可能恋爱”这样的话 Specially if they say you can't fall in love when you're 10 years old.
因为你可以的！ Because you can!
挪威2011年电影《Jørgen + Anne = sant》 其他译名《完全真爱》《Totally True Love》
字幕翻译：sky92archangel,sky92sky92,sky92(都是一个人)（有彩蛋？）
字幕校对：sky92archangel,sky92sky92,sky92(还是一个人）
应台湾朋友的要求字幕繁体 而且硬字幕版在B站首发，UP主求硬币！
之前UP主翻译的《百岁老人翘家去》（B站已传）字幕后括号各种解释 但是这部电影可爱得UP主在结束前实在不忍心乱来啊
有没有彩蛋看弹幕就懂了（我也不确定，字幕总是压片前做的）
你们是等着不知道有没有的彩蛋版聊呢，还是什么的？
到底有没有彩蛋？就像英国电影《melody》里面女主说的： I don't know ,I really don't know
有没有彩蛋实在是看我心情了
其实UP是想让你们听歌